Cat Extension Limited.

We stretch out your cats.

Cat Extension Limited (CatEx) is a American based company between the borders of Mexico and Canada. We offer top-quality services and our professional Veterinary Medical College dropouts are happy to assist you.

What we do:

We make your cats long and your longcats EVEN LONGAR!!!

Why we do it:

Simple. We believe that the world would be a much better place if cats are longer. Longer cats count for longer digestive tracts in cats, and thus they eat less. For this $1500 procedure, your cat may only need to eat once per month¹.

Is this legal?:

Yes, this is legal in all parts of Mexico, and most of the US, except for Nebraska. However, this is strictly illegal in Canada.

¹ Results may vary. Cats that are not fed for months may die.